The Male Dreamer Bath Mat Size:40 x 60cm This means we need a

This means we need a little time to work our magic to print

Tired of apologising for the permanent state of your kitchen

which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you

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Do not explain to your nan

The Male Dreamer Bath Mat Size:40 x 60cm This means we need aWarning: Requires a good sense of humour (and a bit of ego). This rude bath mat isn't just about drying your feet; it's about setting a very specific expectation. We call it 'The Male Dreamer Mat' because, well, it's designed to make one particular part of the male anatomy feel perfectly centred. Featuring two footprints and one perfectly placed small white circle, the suggestive joke is clear: this is where a mans piece goes. Its the ultimate gag