Koi Toy: Light Up Goldfish Plants and Garden A new collection of laugh-out-loud

A new collection of laugh-out-loud gifts from British artist (and mate of David Shrigley) Magda Archer

and are never (ever) tested on animals

Each hair accessory is made from individually cut pieces of cellulose acetate

such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson)

It's 1885 formula remains unchanged

Koi Toy: Light Up Goldfish Plants and Garden A new collection of laugh-out-loudThis delightfully realistic floating koi lights up the second it touches water, glowing brilliantly in a rainbow of hues. Fred's Koi Toy easily floats upright in water for extra fun at bathtime and automatically turns off when out of water. Sure, Koi Toy is fun for the tub, but also great in punch bowls, fountains, bird baths, and puddles. Constructed from BPA free silicone. Packed in a colorful, giftable display box.