Unicorn Being A Jerk parody there's no reason you can't

there's no reason you can't whip up some Crazy Cantina Chili at near light speed

a greedy mole

No writings by him exist (if they ever existed at all)

to soldiers and Napoleon himself

rather than just the average self-help book

Unicorn Being A Jerk parody there's no reason you can'tIn Unicorn Being A Jerk, author illustrator C. W. Moss revealsthrough approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captionsthat unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include stomping on childrens sandcastles, feeding bacon to pigs, denying the holocaust, and parking in handicap spots at the mall. In the vein of The Book of Bunny Suicides, this humor book will be required