UM Non-Joggers - Green Size:L A masterclass in mediocrity

A masterclass in mediocrity

humble dads and average Joe’s like you and I

tell your man to get the hell out of your house and let the world wait for you

I used to lay down the pasta in straight lines using a ruler

That’s six days of clean underwear

UM Non-Joggers - Green Size:L A masterclass in mediocrityI recently placed a tracker under my neighbor's car. Why? Because I think he's secretly having an affair with my wife. Yes, that's why. So I followed him for weeks. Every step he took was on my screen. Day in, day out, I was following that man. Turns out he was indeed having an affair with my wife. And he also frequently ate at a pizza place I like to go to as well. Their pizza Hawaii is to die for.